Porn dilemma #14

This is what I recited at Mc Manus Open Mic yesterday.

Three years ago I published a book in Sweden. Its a mix of a collection of short stories and a novel. Five guys and one girls tell their own story about what they did on the same friday. When you read all the six stories you get a bigger picture and a bigger story about what happened that friday night.
This is just the beginning of Mickey Trix story. It goes on for 15 pages with a lot of adventures. Mickey is a very busy guy, even though he is unemplyoed.

Gerry is my new niggest fan, he always loves what I recite at Mc manus. He called this piece
Porn Dilemma.
That gave me an idea. Maybe I should write a series of Porn dilemmas. The problems the porn freaks have every day haven't got enough attention in litterature.

What did I do last night? Don’t you know Mickey Trix? No speed limit, like I always say. Every night is Saturday night, rock n roll all the time. Been at the pub Thursday and then after we kept drinking at Matt’s house. Everybody was hammered so I gave them some vitamins, to keep the party going. Otherwise everybody would have passed out. When I came home at seven o clock in the morning I wasn’t in the mood for going to bed, if you know what I mean. So I turned on the computer and smoked a couple of Johnnies to get tired. Checked a couple of pornsites but got tired of watching movies. Wanted something more real, so I found a webcam  whoore, cost a couple of hundred for 10 minutes, and I thought it could be worth it to see some live pussy. Bought 20 minutes, why not. Took a long time before I even could see her. She was very careful and wanted to be sure that I actually paid. But when she was there on the screen she was really hot, 19 – 20 years old, blond, nice boobs. So I took out my dick and couldn’t  wait to see her play with herself. But then she said “Hello, how are you?” and polite as I am I wrote back “Im fine how are you?” She answered that she was horny and wondered what I was doing. Should have written that I was horny as well and that I was wanking, but I started to tell her that I’ve been at Basement nightclub, that I had a good time and that I was listening to Slayer. She asked me where I lived and then I started to write lame stuff like I am from Sweden, it’s a lovely country but a little bit dark in the winter. I have no idea what I was doing. I mean, it was a webcam hooker who was ready to put a dildo in her pussy any second, and I flirted with her like she was a Canadian backpacker chic who you met at a full moon party in Thailand. I kept on telling her about Sweden. Wrote that We have a king, but he’s got no power. The social democrats are the government. They are ok, but the drug laws are absurd. They can put you in prison just because you have drugs in your urine. I hate the swedish cops, but they are propably better than american cops. All of a sudden those 20 minutes were over, and I hadn’t even seen her naked yet. She asked me if I wanted to buy another ten minutes, said she was so horny and wanted me to come. But then I got angry, felt like she tricked me.

Found another cam whoore. Took a long time again so I smoked another Johnnie. When the new cam chic finally was on the screen I didn’t want any bullshit. Immediately I wrote, Will you please put a dildo in your pussy? She took of her underwear, showed me a really big thick blue thing and started to put it in and out. But before I took out my dick again, I realized that what I just wrote was so funny. Will you please put a dildo in your pussy. Maybe a little bit too polite, don’t you think? British school English to an American hooker, so I started to laugh and couldn’t stop before the ten minutes was over.

Two cam hookers and I didn’t even touch my dick.

 


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Postat av: Skit

2012-05-03 @ 19:16:29
Postat av: tom lilywhite

Härligt Olof, att du stannade. Att du har jobb, bostad. Du gjorde det som jag drömt om. Jag kom aldrig iväg eftersom 2 barn fick mig att stanna i Sthlm.

Lycka till med allt. Vi känner inte varandra men jag fick tips om din blogg via en gemensam vän. Finns det möjlighet att komma till Irland och dra några öl en kväll i din hemstad?

m v h Tom Lilywhite


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